gdmonster-dick:

say-yes-to-the-ji:

fiasayshello:

graine:

hello weird small girl

wtf O.O how did you notice this?

omg how did i NOT notice this??

f Uck

(via jong-hyun)

prussiasnipples:

scifi1694:

rebelsong:

beckersher:

ironnman:

#JESUS STEVE STOP JUMPING OUT OF THINGS UNLESS TONY IS THERE #YOU CAN’T FLY DIPSHIT #YOU ARE GOING TO BECOME VERY INTIMATE WITH THE GROUND #AND END UP AS ONE VERY PATRIOTIC PANCAKE

#it’s ok he can just yell flame on

HE CAN JUST YELL FLAME ON

I’m fucking sobbing

(via aphsexual)

(via aphsexual)

maikorules:

jakewikstrom:

petewentzemolobster:

nailed it

Robert Downs Jr.

best

(via aphsexual)

buddhacoffee:

I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus  alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.

I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.

But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely. The sky is beautiful, but the people are sad. I just need someone who won’t run away.

(via aphsexual)

catmenrulz:

brittaniethekid:

weaponizedwit:

That time Thor carried Loki like a sack of potatoes. 

Thor 618

And then talked about how it’s unwise to ~move against Mjolnir.

CONTEXT

(via aphsexual)

the-listening:

stop with the eyes, you’re killing me

(via aphsexual)

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: notbread, via aphsexual)

avengersblood:

silverlynxcat:

the-deviations:

asparklethatisblue:

with Loki that’s a legit concern, he’s got knocked up by less…

#A LITTLE BIT OF RODGERS IN MY WOMB #A LITTLE BIT OF IRON MAN IN THERE TOO #A LITTLE BIT OF THOR THERE THAT’S ALL RIGHT #A GREAT BIG CHUNK OF BANNER FROM THE FIGHT

A little bit of Coulson’s cannon blast
Got hit by Hawkeye’s arrow, super fast
A little bit of Fury’s lack of hair
A little bit of me makes me your mare.

BA DAH BA DAH BA DAH, DAAAAAAAAA DAH DUH…

I am legit dying.

It’s scary that the moment i started reading I was singing the song

it’s like my brain just knew

(via aphsexual)

mechinism:

brothasoul:

can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually

(via aphsexual)

southernraider:

kyoukinohana:

thepunygodofmischief:

hulksmashes:

“cap”

“cap”

“what is it bruce”

“hulk like cap smell”

“bruce, please stop”

“does hulk smell patriotism”

“stawp Bruce.”

“Dat’s gay”

 

“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”

 

“what happened to us?’

“what am I doing here?”

“what’s gay?”

“the fuck is this?”

“the fuck is that?”

“help”

“psst..what fucking part of america are we in”

(Source: ariannestark, via aphsexual)

(Source: johnsturturro, via aphsexual)

(Source: chekhovs, via aphsexual)

hiddlestonr:

brotherly love

(via aphsexual)

steedofthegods:

-Found this cute comic on dA jkldjgksd-

(via aphsexual)